Blade Baby One-Pieces

Blade Runner as demonstrated with guns.

Why wait for a knight in shining armor when I can wield a blade? Show you're an independent sword master who don't need no man with this design.

While you were buying NFTs, I studied the blade. While you were investing in fake dog money causing an ecological disaster, I mastered not doing that. While you wasted your days on twitter in pursuit of shitty drawings of chimps in hats smoking cigarettes I cultivated inner strength. And now that the world is on fire and barbarians are at the gate, you have the audacity to come to me for help?

While you were buying NFTs, I studied the blade. While you were investing in fake dog money causing an ecological disaster, I mastered not doing that. While you wasted your days on twitter in pursuit of shitty drawings of chimps in hats smoking cigarettes I cultivated inner strength. And now that the world is on fire and barbarians are at the gate, you have the audacity to come to me for help?

Are you tired of waiting around for a hero to come save the day? Well, why wait when you can be the hero yourself? Our "Why Wait for a Knight in Shining Armor When I Can Wield a Blade?" t-shirt is perfect for strong, independent women who are tired of gender roles dictating their lives. This design proudly displays your love for all things swords and showcases your badass, take-charge attitude at the same time. Whether you're battling dragons or just dealing with everyday life, this shirt lets everyone know that you're a force to be reckoned with. So ditch the damsel in distress routine and grab this shirt today - because who needs a knight when you can be the queen of the battlefield?

This blade runner shirt is perfect for fans of scifi and the famous movie monologue. "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-Beans glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die." This sci fi shirt is great for those that love nerd shirts, bladerunner shirts and blade runner quotes.

This blade runner shirt is perfect for fans of scifi and the famous movie monologue. "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-Beans glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die." This sci fi shirt is great for those that love nerd shirts, bladerunner shirts and blade runner quotes.

While you were buys experiencing sexual attraction...I studied the blade! Show that you are an asexual sword master with this meme inspired ace pride design.

Girls Will Rule The Galaxy. It's the destiny of women to rule show off some nerdy feminism with this lovely illustration of the queen of blades, a terror of the universe.

Girls Will Rule The Galaxy. It's the destiny of women to rule show off some nerdy feminism with this lovely illustration of the queen of blades, a terror of the universe.

Come one, come all! Show support for the Houston Rollerball team with this one of a kind distressed t-shirt! Go Houston! Give em' hell!

You can be a sparkling dream horse AND a stabby shank stallion at the same time, you know. Be ethereal AND real with this funny stabby unicorn design!

You can be a sparkling dream horse AND a stabby shank stallion at the same time, you know. Be ethereal AND real with this funny stabby unicorn design!

Step away from the mermaid! Sometimes, people make you feel a bit... stabby. Embrace your inner sea witch and sharpen that blade!

Step away from the mermaid! Sometimes, people make you feel a bit... stabby. Embrace your inner sea witch and sharpen that blade!

Join the Mermaids Against Misogyny gang and fight against the patriarchy! This design features and illustration of two bad ass switch blade wielding mermaids.

Join the Mermaids Against Misogyny gang and fight against the patriarchy! This design features and illustration of two bad ass switch blade wielding mermaids.

Join the Mermaids Against Misogyny gang and fight against the patriarchy! This design features and illustration of two bad ass switch blade wielding mermaids.

Let the world know that your not willing to take any of the Patriarchy's crap! Rally your feminist sistren with this Feminist Killjoy design.

Let the world know that your not willing to take any of the Patriarchy's crap! Rally your feminist sistren with this Feminist Killjoy design.

JONATHAN! JONATHAN! JONATHAN! Show your support for the greatest rollerball player there ever was with this awesome shirt!

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

You mess with The Noot, you get serrated blades of teenage penguin angst. Grab this design and be apart of the reemergence of this wildly popular cult classic children's show.

Healers and tanks are great and all, but the real fun comes from watching those hit points melt away like butter under a hot blade. Let's dance!

Healers and tanks are great and all, but the real fun comes from watching those hit points melt away like butter under a hot blade. Let's dance!

While You Were Busy Conforming to Gender Norms, I Studied The Blade. Show that you push the boundaries of gender normalities while sword fighting with this anti-gender norms design.

While You Were Busy Conforming to Gender Norms, I Studied The Blade. Show that you push the boundaries of gender normalities while sword fighting with this anti-gender norms design.

While You Were Busy Being Hetero, I Studied The Blade. Who has time for heteronormativity when the sword is calling your name. Show you have no time for the heteronormative "lifestyle" with this sword fighting lgbtqa inspired design.